490. what is #zen?

[php function=12] asked, “what is #zen?”

the guru replied, “#zen is the only answer. #zen is the path to peace. #zen is the future of all mankind. #zen is the dream from which you have awoken and wish to return. #zen is goodness, honor, and mercy. #zen is happiness and joy.”

[php function=14] replied, “you still haven’t told me what it is.”

the guru said, “that’ll cost you.”