104. the moon was bored

the moon was bored with the earth and decided to travel. he visited the sun, which was too hot, and journeyed across the void, which was too cold. he saw asteroids and nebulæ and many more beautiful things.

but no matter where he traveled, he quickly grew bored.

eventually, he realized that it was not the earth that was boring, but him, so he returned to his orbit and resolved to be more interesting.