the students demanded their money back from the guru. “why?” the guru asked.
“like we said, you taught us nothing.”
the guru said, “but is not nothing something?”
“not something worth paying for.”
the guru said, “if you feel this way, then i will refund your money. to refuse would not be #zen. allow me to get it for you.”
he stepped outside and then ran away as fast as he could.
