the guru came to his school to find it covered in graffiti.
the guru got to work erasing the graffiti. the sunflower saw what he was doing and said, “there are those who slander the sun, but i do not respond.”
the tortoise said, “when others despise lettuce, they leave leaves for me.”
the Goddess said, “i do not bother with unbelievers. their time is short.”
the guru said, “hey, guys, could you keep it down? i’m trying to get some work done.”