276. koan village 2: the guru awakes

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the guru had a dream that he was the tortoise. when he awoke, he found himself on his desk at school.

“that’s strange. i don’t usually fall asleep at my desk,” the guru thought, “because i’m almost never here.”

he looked around his office.
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the guru thought about his friend the tortoise. he hadn’t seen him in several days. why did he dream about him now?

ah, it was nothing. the guru looked around his office.