the tortoise awoke from a dream to find himself in the woods. lost and alone, he wandered until he saw the most beautiful sight, a fresh head of lettuce.
he raced toward the lettuce, and hours later, he reached it. he stretched out his neck to take a bite, but the moment his lips touched the lettuce, it vanished.
and the woods around him changed.
and he set out to find the lettuce again.
