[php function=15] said, “guru, you are several days behind on your kōans.”
the guru replied, “perhaps you are just ahead.”
[php function=14] replied, “no.”
the guru replied, “but time is an illusion.”
[php function=14] said, “you only say that when you’re late.”
the guru replied, “lateness is an illusion.”
[php function=14] said, “so is the money i pay for your classes.”
“fine, fine,” the guru replied, “i’ll get to work.”
