436. a big green pile of #zen

[php function=12] came to the guru and said, “what is #zen?”

the guru said, “a pile of lettuce.”

[php function=14] went to the tortoise and stole his lettuce. he brought it to the guru and said, “i have found #zen.”

the guru replied, “that’s just a pile of lettuce.”

what is your #zen? share it with the world.