angry, coffee-deprived villagers surrounded the guru’s school and chanted, “give us coffee!”
the guru peeked out his office window.
“what am i supposed to do?” he asked himself.
the tortoise answered, “do about what?”
the guru said, “i didn’t know you were here!”
“well, now you do. and do about what?”
“you gave me an idea,” the guru said, and he picked up the tortoise.
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