mr and mrs tortoise met in a lettuce patch, as is well known, but why was mr tortoise in that particular lettuce patch on that particular day?
that’s an interesting story.
you see, on their second wedding anniversary, mrs tortoise told mr tortoise about a great place that she loved to go swimming. mr tortoise went and checked out that place, the lake, and while he was there, he noticed a lettuce patch.
he went over to have a bite, and that is when he first met mrs tortoise.
“but that’s impossible,” the guru said. “how were you celebrating your second anniversary before you met?”
the tortoise replied, “i don’t know, but that’s how i remember it.”
