— Leonardo Castaneda (@LeoMCastaneda) December 30, 2014
the moment the tortoise heard the guru’s announcement that the kōans were ending, he began to stockpile lettuce.
the guru asked him, “why are you stockpiling lettuce on account of the kōans ending?”
the tortoise replied, “that’s not why i’m stockpiling lettuce.”
the guru said, “then why?”
the tortoise replied, “it’s tuesday.”
