the guru’s school, also known as the #zenstitute, released a game to celebrate the completion of 500 kōans.
it starred ms tortoise, who was traveling through the woods to find lettuce to bring back to her husband. when ms tortoise played the game, she said, “i do not understand.”
the guru replied, “it is a very confusing puzzle, i agree.”
ms tortoise replied, “no, i don’t understand why you thought you could get away with using my likeness without my permission.”
play lettuce walk, a procedurally-generated puzzle game. travel through the woods, finding lettuce and bringing it back home.