557. happy #zensday

the guru posted a sign outside his school that read “closed for #zensday. do nothing!” so all of his students went home.

the lay villagers asked how they should celebrate #zensday, since they had to go to work, and the guru said, “you have to go to work, but you don’t have to care about work. #zensday is a day for relaxation, so do just that: snack off.”

“what is snacking off?” the villagers asked.

“snacking off is when you slack off and, while you’re slacking off, you find a snack to nibble on. and snacking off is the appropriate way to celebrate #zensday.”

snack off today. grab a snack for a friend, as well, and celebrate #zensday together.