a student asked the guru, “is it wrong to eat meat?”
so the guru asked the tortoise, “is it wrong to eat meat?”
so the tortoise asked the student, “is it wrong to eat me?”
and the student replied, “that’s what i’m asking.”
and the tortoise said, “why wouldn’t it be wrong?”
“because you’re delicious,” replied the student.
“well, so is lettuce,” said the tortoise.
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