the guru wanted to teach a lesson on the importance of goofing off on zensday. so he scheduled it for zensday afternoon, and he told all of his students that it would be very important.
but zensday came, and none of his students showed.
“they are learning,” the guru thought.
the Goddess demands that you rest on her day, avoiding all your responsibilities. but many of us cannot give up a whole day, so all the guru asks is that you do less than you could have and don’t beat yourself up about it.