are you finding the path toward zenlightenment difficult? are you sick of sitting around all the time? are you too lazy to do nothing?
then the gurufier is for you.
the gurufier links your twitter account to the guru himself. each weekday, your twitter account will tweet a small tease of that week’s koan. (you can view what those tweets will look like at @koanoftheday.)
for this, you will gain 10,000 bodhi, self-respect, and total zenlightenment.
click here to become a guru.
if, for some horrible reason, you don’t want to be a guru anymore, here are instructions for degurufication.