the sage was in a rowboat in the middle of the lake. he had gone out here to get some peace and quiet, which he was enjoying, until he heard a loud thunk on the side of the boat.
he looked over the side, and there was the tortoise, floating upside down. “what are you doing here?” the sage exclaimed. “you’re ruining my peace and quiet!”
“i’m ruining your peace and quiet?” the tortoise exclaimed. “you’re the one who just ran your boat into me!”
when you fight with a friend, who is right in the end?