“thank you very much,” the guru said. “you are on the path to #zen. but if you want to receive a kōan in your inbox every morning, you must first confirm your email.”
[php function=12] asked, “but why?”
the guru replied, “if i don’t have you confirm, i could be locked up by the constable.”
[php function=14] asked, “but why?”
the guru replied, “look, ask your questions of the oracle. i’ve got stuff to do.”