179. haik-us

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the guru was not the only one who wrote haiku.

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the tortoise wrote a haiku once:

today: some lettuce
tonight: a leaf of lettuce
tomorrow: just guess.


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the sunflower wrote a haiku once:

sun sun sun sun sun
sun sun sun sun sun sun sun
sun sun sun sun rain


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the rock wrote a haiku once:

i am a rock, right?
aren’t i? come on, guys. hello?
anybody here?


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the Goddess wrote a haiku once:

writing a haiku
does not in the least compare
to writing a world


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the banker wrote a haiku once:

i loaned five ducats
and seven have been repaid
but i’m owed five more


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the moon wrote a haiku once:

i look down below
and envy those villagers
that get to see me


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the lawyer wrote a haiku once:

in the matter of
heretofore and hereafter
we solely suppose


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