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if (($_SESSION[‘cycle’] >= 0) && ($_SESSION[‘cycle’] < 7)) $_SESSION['cycle'] = ($_SESSION['cycle'] + 1);
else $_SESSION['cycle'] = rand(0,6);
if ($_SESSION['cycle'] == 7) $_SESSION['cycle'] = 0;
$choice = $_SESSION['cycle'];
if ($choice == 0) echo "
if ($choice == 1) echo “
if ($choice == 2) echo “
if ($choice == 3) echo “
if ($choice == 4) echo “
if ($choice == 5) echo “
if ($choice == 6) echo “
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the guru was not the only one who wrote haiku.
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if ($choice == 0) {
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the tortoise wrote a haiku once:
today: some lettuce
tonight: a leaf of lettuce
tomorrow: just guess.
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}
if ($choice == 1) {
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the sunflower wrote a haiku once:
sun sun sun sun sun
sun sun sun sun sun sun sun
sun sun sun sun rain
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}
if ($choice == 2) {
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the rock wrote a haiku once:
i am a rock, right?
aren’t i? come on, guys. hello?
anybody here?
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}
if ($choice == 3) {
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the Goddess wrote a haiku once:
writing a haiku
does not in the least compare
to writing a world
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}
if ($choice == 4) {
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the banker wrote a haiku once:
i loaned five ducats
and seven have been repaid
but i’m owed five more
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}
if ($choice == 5) {
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the moon wrote a haiku once:
i look down below
and envy those villagers
that get to see me
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}
if ($choice == 6) {
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the lawyer wrote a haiku once:
in the matter of
heretofore and hereafter
we solely suppose
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}
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