the guru took his own personality test and it said that he was the guru. that made sense, but then he gave it to the tortoise and the test said that he was the guru, too.
the guru worried that the only reason he was friends with the tortoise was because he liked himself so much, and that their friendship was merely based on narcissism.
he shared this with the tortoise, and the tortoise said, “be reassured. i don’t like you very much.”
