the guru had announced that he was going to save the world. but now, on the eve of its supposed destruction, he decided to throw a party.
everyone in the village was invited to the end of the world party, and almost everybody came. they packed the halls and classrooms of the guru’s school, drinking and carousing until late into the night.
but then, a horrible sound came from the sky, and the ground began to shake, and everyone began to scream, because they knew what was happening: the world was ending, despite the guru’s promises.
but then…
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