currently, you have [php]echo $_COOKIE[‘bodhiScore’][/php] bodhi.
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if ($_COOKIE[‘bodhiScore’] >= 1500) {
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congratulations! you can cash in your hard-earned bodhi for a real-life squeezable tortoise stress-reliever, exchanging eternal enlightenment for a tiny trinket. if you want to get your tortoise, you need to do the following three things:
1.
obtain 1,500 bodhi.
2. tweet about cashing in on your meditative peace for material concerns.
3. fill out the following form. Your tortoise will be mailed to you as soon as possible!*
THE FORMS WOULD BE HERE.
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}
else {
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sorry, that is not enough bodhi to receive your free squeezable tortoise stress-reliever. if you had that much bodhi, you would be very wise. as it currently stands, you are probably only very intelligent.
if you would like to amass more bodhi, then you can do so through a variety of ways:
1 bodhi is obtained for every page you read.
10 bodhi is obtained by emailing a friend a koan
100 bodhi is obtained each time you meditate
1500 bodhi is obtained by finishing the koan village puzzle
once you have obtained 1500 bodhi, return here, and you’ll be able to receive your very own squeezable tortoise stress-reliever.*
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}
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* koanoftheday.com reserves the right to not send you a tortoise for any of the following reasons: we ran out, we decided this program was a dumb idea, we don’t like you, you live in a country other than the united states, we forgot, or any number of other reasons. you waive any right to sue us over not getting your free stress toy. “as soon as possible” is defined by our standards, not yours. we understand that failing to send you a squeezable tortoise stress-reliever will inevitably result in bad twitter press, and because of that, we will endeavor to avoid such a situation, but if it happens, we don’t want to get sued, so we have to put this message here.