the guru’s school.

[php]if ($_SESSION[‘axe’] != true) {[/php]the guru went to his school. he looked through his belongings and found an axe![php]$_SESSION[‘axe’] = true; }
else {
if (($_SESSION[‘caughtthief’] == true) and ($_SESSION[‘hammer’] != true)) {[/php]the thief stood in the school’s courtyard. he said, “guru, i am so sorry for stealing your boat. i felt so guilty that i smashed it with this hammer. i want you to have the hammer.”

the guru would have preferred his boat, but he took it.
$_SESSION[‘hammer’] = true;
else {
the guru went to his school. no students were there. typical.

should he go to the village, the woods, or the store?

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