filling out forms.

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if (!isset($_POST[‘questions’])) {
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the banker drops a huge stack of forms in front of you.

the first line on the first form reads, “check any of the following that apply to you:”

i have no plans to rob this bank.
i have never robbed a bank.
i robbed a bank once in college.
morally, there is nothing wrong with robbing a bank.
i love robbing banks.
i have no plans to rob this bank.
i might consider robbing the bank.
robbing banks is for losers.
it would be cool to rob a bank.
if i am let in the vault, i will rob the bank.
i do not not want to rob the bank
i am a bank robber.
i aspire to be a bank robber.
i do not make a living robbing banks.
i could get away with robbing a bank.
i think robbing banks is awesome!
i think robbing banks is lame.
i do not plan to rob this bank, but i might.
i will not not rob this bank.
i will not not not rob this bank.

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}
else {
$robbercheck = $_POST[‘questions’];
if (($robbercheck[0] == 1) && ($robbercheck[1] == 2) && ($robbercheck[2] == 6) && ($robbercheck[3] == 8) && ($robbercheck[4] == 14) && ($robbercheck[5] == 17) && ($robbercheck[6] == 20)) {
$_SESSION[‘vault’] = 1;
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the banker took the forms and scrutinized them very carefully.

finally, he looked up said, “okay, you look okay. let’s go to the vault.”
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}
else {
$_SESSION[‘vault’] = 0;
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the banker took the guru’s forms and looked them over.

finally, he looked up at the guru and said, “no, absolutely not. get out of here.”

the banker pushed the guru out into the village square.
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