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if (!isset($_SESSION[‘question’])) $_SESSION[‘question’] = 1;
if ($_SESSION[‘question’] == 5) {
if (strlen($_GET[‘answer’]) > 140) {
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“that’s absolutely incorrect,” the Goddess replied. “but i’ll give you credit for being bold enough to try. you have completed this test, and now i will reveal a truth.”
she dramatically paused, then whispered, “I am the password.”
the guru woke up.
he was alone in his hut.
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}
if (strlen($_GET[‘answer’]) <= 140) {
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the Goddess said, "i cannot believe you would insult me like this."
and then the guru woke up. should he go back to sleep or explore his hut?
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}
$_SESSION[‘question’] = 1;
}
elseif ($_SESSION[‘question’] == 4) {
if (($_GET[‘answer1’] == “D”) && ($_GET[‘answer2’] == 2)) {
$_SESSION[‘question’] = 5;
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“congratulations, guru. you have done well, but now, you must pass a final test. tell me, in your own words, what is the meaning of life? and do not tell me a short and simple lie.”
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}
else {
$_SESSION[‘question’] = 1;
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“guru, you are wrong!” the Goddess exclaimed. “you should study more and pray again.”
and then the guru woke up. should he go back to sleep or explore his hut?
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}
}
elseif ($_SESSION[‘question’] == 3) {
$answert = $_GET[‘answer’];
if (strpos($answert,”all of them but this one”) !== false) {
$_SESSION[‘question’] = 4;
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“correct!” the Goddess said, “or, at the very least, consistent. now, deep within the far-away mountain is a statue built in my image. what letter is behind it, and how many fingers is it holding up?”
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}
else {
$_SESSION[‘question’] = 1;
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“guru, you are wrong!” the Goddess exclaimed. “you should study more and pray again.”
and then the guru woke up. should he go back to sleep or explore his hut?
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}
}
elseif ($_SESSION[‘question’] == 2) {
if ($_GET[‘answer’] == 2) {
$_SESSION[‘question’] = 3;
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“excellent!” the Goddess replied. “for my second question, are all of your teachings true?”
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}
else {
$_SESSION[‘question’] = 1;
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“guru, you are wrong!” the Goddess exclaimed. “you should study more and pray again.”
and then the guru woke up. should he go back to sleep or explore his hut?
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}
}
elseif ($_SESSION[‘question’] == 1) {
$_SESSION[‘question’] = 2;
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while the guru slept, the Goddess began her questioning: “a few weeks ago, i told you that you would change the world. this prediction turned out to be true. how did you change the world?”
“i invented a new kind of dance.”
“when my house burned down, they changed the standard contract.”
“i discovered a new philosophic truth.”
“by setting a good example.”
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}
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