the guru beheld the Goddess, in all her glory. he fell to his knees.
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“i have done as you commanded, Goddess. i have done everything and nothing.”
the Goddess seemed surprised. “those are not the two things i wanted you to do. what i wanted was for you to pick a sunflower and bring it to me.”
“oh,” said the guru. “i’ve spent a lot of time doing everything and nothing.”
“well, go pick me a sunflower and bring it to me.”
“oh,” the guru said, “okay.”
the guru climbed out of the temple.
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“i have failed you, Goddess, and have not done as you commanded.
the Goddess grabbed the guru and threw him out of the temple.
just when he was about to hit the ground, he woke up in his hut.
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