quote #zen

[php]if (!isset($_SESSION[‘quotercount’])) $_SESSION[‘quotercount’] = 0;
$_SESSION[‘quotercount’]++;
if ($_SESSION[‘quotercount’] == 1) echo “

the guru quoted #zen to the store's proprietor: “what is given away for free will reward you greatly.”

the proprietor seemed skeptical.”;
else if ($_SESSION[‘quotercount’] == 2) echo “

the guru quoted more #zen to the store's proprietor: “blessed are those who donate to my school.”

the proprietor still seemed skeptical.”;
else if ($_SESSION[‘quotercount’] > 2) {
echo “the guru quoted more #zen to the store's proprietor: “if you give the wagon to me, i will tell you how to make money easily.”

the proprietor accepted and gave the wagon to the guru.

the guru said, “thank you,” and he turned to leave.

the proprietor said, “wait! how do i make money easily?”

the guru replied, “convince people to give you things for free.”

“;
$_SESSION[‘wagon’] = true;
echo “the guru left the store.”;
}
if ($_SESSION[‘wagon’] != true) {[/php]

should the guru quote more #zen, meditate, or leave the store?

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