the path to love

the path to love is a series of steps that every kōanunist should follow. they are intended as guideposts to help a kōanunist understand the three laws and to aid in their kōan study.

to begin on the path of love, you must first understand yourself. only by understanding yourself may you understand love.

your name: .

your grade: villager ().

your type:
take the test

your favorite haiku: none

your attachments:
nothing. (explain.) (manage)


the 1st law of love states, "nobody knows anything." this law is understood through the process of study.

have you read "tyger, tyger"? no.

have you read "love stories"? no.

are you a love genius? no.


the 2nd law of love states, "nothing lasts forever." play is the greatest fulfillment of this law, and games are the best avenue for play.

have you completed the koan village? no.

have you completed the koan village 2? no.


have you given to the tortoise fund? no.

have you completed an apprenticeship? no.

have you fallen in love? no.

to continue on the path of love, you must study the archives, which contain all you need to know to fall in love forever.